Facts about Chuck Norris
Wednesday, 2 April 2008, 12:26 | InternetGuns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
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There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.
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